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Six Farage clauses that need to be inserted post-haste

THE EU is demanding a Farage clause be inserted in any trade deal, and the UK is demanding the following Farage clauses be inserted now that’s an option:

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Whip-smart, girlboss and other phrases only used to condescend to women

LINGUISTS, HR departments and men named Steve have confirmed that the following words are technically compliments in the same way a pat on the head is. Avoid these: 

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