Six punches John Prescott could have thrown to make Britain better

FORMER deputy prime minister John Prescott, whose greatest achievement was punching a protester, has passed on. If only he had punched these too:

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Neither member of couple enjoying sexy lingerie

NEITHER member of a couple are finding a basque and suspenders sexy despite both enthusiastically pretending to, it has emerged.

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