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Six ways to fake your own death, by Boris Johnson

EVER found yourself trapped in an intolerable situation you can’t back out of? Faking your own death might be the answer. This is what I’m considering: 

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Man can't understand why girlfriend's electric toothbrush runs out of charge so much faster than his

A MAN has admitted he is perplexed as to why his girlfriend’s electric toothbrush is always on charge. 

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