Smug right-wing git wondering what he did before the internet

A MAN who spends several hours a day posting pompous right-wing comments on websites is wondering how he coped before the internet.

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Dreary left-wing arse wondering what he did before the internet

A MAN who spends a huge amount of time posting hysterical left-wing comments on websites is genuinely wondering how he coped before the internet.

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