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Sorry, didn’t realise you were all a bunch of history nerds

THE prime minister has apologised for leaving the D-Day service early but he was unaware that you were all a lame bunch of history swots. 

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Are you attending the society wedding of the year, drunk and in sweatpants with fag in hand?

TODAY the Duke of Westminster marries in the society wedding of the year. But due to a horrendous mix-up have you been invited, even though you’re scum? Find out:

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