South Wales going quietly insane

PLANS to do insane things like turning Swansea into a sunken lagoon have been waved through by a distracted parliament. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

You only have to whore yourself creatively, says Cheryl

CHERYL from Girls Aloud has told young female singers they will need to prostitute themselves creatively but not physically.

Checking article access…