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Spend all the money on me, Britons tell Reeves

ALL public spending should be cut ‘except for the specific services I use’, the electorate has informed the government. 

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Man thinking of dying to spite striking doctors

A MAN is considering teaching striking doctors the error of their ways by dying in the next five days, he has announced.

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