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Spend All The Money On Me, Everyone Tells Osborne

PUBLIC spending should be cut on everything except all the stuff I use, everyone in Britain said today.

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Fat Boys To Be Sent On Outward Bound Porn Hunt

TEENAGE boys are increasingly overweight because they no longer need to go outside to find explicit pornography, according to new research.

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