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Spending Review Welcomed By Fagin

THE government’s spending review was last night welcomed by wily old men who organise gangs of cheeky pick-pockets.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)As a caring individual, you always make sure the meat you buy has come from animals that had a half-decent life before they were hacked to bits and wrapped in plastic like a lorry driver’s last victim. Give yourself a pat on the back.

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