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Stanley Johnson, Carrie Johnson, six posh girls with unexplained babies: Boris Johnson's resignation honours list

BORIS Johnson’s resignation honours list includes his father, his wife, his baby son, six single mothers with ridiculous names, and these: 

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'I'm a great listener,' man interrupts

A WOMAN’S boyfriend has interrupted her complaint that nobody ever listens to her by explaining he is a great listener. 

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