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Starmer broke the bad news with a Greggs

THE prime minister decided to break the bad news to Angela Rayner that her political career is over with a comforting steak bake. 

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Radiohead tour to confirm their position as the poor man's Oasis

DERIVATIVE pub rockers Radiohead are touring this autumn, in what is expected to be a pale imitation of Oasis’s triumphant comeback.

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