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Starmer flees to International Space Station

THE prime minister has informed parliament he cannot answer questions as he is orbiting Earth on the International Space Station for the next 18 months. 

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Birds thrilled to shit on your laundry again

BIRDS are waking up singing merrily every morning because the season of them crapping all over the clean clothes you have hung out is here once more. 

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