Starmer moved that everyone wrote 'goodbye and good luck' in leaving card

16th July 2026

THE prime minister is genuinely touched that his colleagues wrote the most generic of messages in his leaving card, he has revealed.

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World Cup stupid anyway

16th July 2026

THE World Cup football tournament is stupid and England did not want to win it anyway, it has emerged.

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