Current state of UKIP is testament to my genius, says Farage

NIGEL Farage has resigned from UKIP while demanding recognition for creating a party of incompetent racists.

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Man who ridicules girlfriend's massive handbag still wants to put things in it

A MAN who moans that his girlfriend’s handbag is ridiculously large still asks her if he can put several items in it every time they go out.

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