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Sunak committed to reach Tory support zero by 2030

THE prime minister’s decision to delay phasing out petrol and diesel cars is all part of a plan to utterly stamp out Tory support by 2030.

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Clitoris to be renamed after first man to find it

THE clitoris is to be renamed in honour of the first man to ever find it.

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