Sunak to invade Scotland for easy win

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Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour

SO many Tories have defected to Labour over the years they have an initiation ritual modelled on the Hell’s Angels. This is what Dr Dan Poulter will have to endure: 

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