Tax pledge part of Cameron's plan to get sent to prison

DAVID Cameron is to make tax rises illegal so he can get sent to prison and make contacts in the underworld. 

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‘Shit’ only accurate word for trains

BRITAIN’S train services are impossible to describe without an excrement comparison, it has emerged.

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