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Terrifying countdown to f**k-all continues

WITH only 44 days left until an Article 50 extension is forced by parliament, the EU, Theresa May or all three, the public cannot stop watching the countdown. 

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Police dog wants job that isn't just biting people

A POLICE dog would prefer a job that isn’t basically just attacking people, he has confirmed.

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