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Terrifying headmistress quite prepared to make Scotland re-sit referendum

SCOTLAND must keep re-sitting its referendum until it puts the right answer, according to its headmistress.

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Britain either entering new golden age or totally f**ked

THE UK is entering a new era of glory or is totally and utterly screwed, experts have confirmed.

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