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The big question: what can the different party leaders do for your tits?

AS former breast-expanding hypnotherapist Zack Polanski’s Greens rise in the polls, we examine what political leaders can do for the size, lift and morale of your knockers: 

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How on earth are my 22 St George's flags intimidating? By a disingenuous twat

By Roy Hobbs, patriot and proud Englishman, take that however you like

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