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'The feeling's mutual,' Starmer tells electorate

THE prime minister has assured Britain’s voters that the loathing is entirely mutual. 

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Animal kingdom gets David Attenborough strippergram for his birthday

THE animal kingdom have clubbed together to get Sir David Attenborough a birthday greeting performed by a stripper, they have revealed. 

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