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The five types of twat who will end up leading the Conservative party

WONDERING who will replace Boris Johnson? Look forward to one of these five types of awful person leading the Conservative party.

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'I was dared to': The thickest excuses you used as a child

CHILDREN do thick things, for thick reasons. Here are some of the densest excuses you used to justify your behaviour as a child. 

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