The next seven occasions where the audience will be shocked and horrified by the sight of a Palestinian flag

THE sight of a Palestinian flag at the opera, of all places, has left Britain trembling and terrified at where they might see one next. Fear these events: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

So-called clever graduates look like f**king idiots in their stupid gowns

UNIVERSITY leavers who claim to be smart all look incredibly dumb as they swish through cities in their ridiculous twat’s gowns.

Checking article access…