The right and wrong times to get your cock out

THERE’S always someone getting raked over the coals for exposing his penis in the news, so when is the right time to whip out the chinos cobra? 

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Third date best time for sex and revealing you're batsh*t insane

THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe. 

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