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The roadmap to a triumphant photo-op of the prime minister pulling a pint

THE Conservatives have outlined their roadmap to the photo opportunity of Boris Johnson behind a bar pulling a pint that means this crisis is over. Here it is: 

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Premier League noise button make man like god

ONCE I was ordinary man. I watch football on TV. People watching football make noise. I powerless. 

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