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The secret normal life of Jacob Rees-Mogg

SALVE! That’s latin for ‘hello’, but of course my ridiculous 18th century toff persona is just for gullible Brexiters. Here’s what life in the Rees-Mogg household is really like.

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LGBT lessons f**king excellent compared to maths, say children

CHILDREN want lessons about same-sex relationships to continue, but mainly because they are an excellent doss, they have announced.

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