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The Tory ars*hole's guide to jogging

TORY arsehole? Looking to get news exposure but unwilling to answer questions? Go for a run the minute you see the cameras arrive, following these rules: 

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Pink balloon threatens human

A HUMAN has been threatened by a small, bright pink balloon.

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