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The Tory guide to dentistry for scum who can't afford to go private

BRITONS are finding it impossible to sign up with an NHS dentist. That’ll teach you to do better at school and go private, says health minister Steve Barclay. Here’s his dental advice:

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Which football team you support basically horoscopes for men

MEN who scoff at star signs believe they can know a person’s entire character based on what football team they support.

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