The Tory MP's incredibly hypocritical guide to drugs

TEMPTED to dabble with drugs? Here Conservative MP Martin Bishop explains why it’s fine when he and his chums do it, but obviously not for you plebs.

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Absolute bollocks that kids believe from movies

CHILDREN are credulous idiots who are easily influenced by things they see on telly. Here is some of the nonsense they completely believe:

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