Theresa May not speaking to public until they say sorry

THE prime minister is not speaking to the people of Britain until they apologise, and is furious that they do not seem to have noticed. 

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Office worker strangely not praised for being shitfaced in meeting

AN EMPLOYEE was surprised to receive a formal warning for drinking heavily in a meeting like Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley.

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