Theresa May’s Vision of Britain

For the avoidance of doubt, let me tell you how it’s going to be.

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Pig’s head story ‘100 per cent true’, confirms Cameron

DAVID Cameron has admitted the story about him inserting his penis into a pig’s head is ‘completely true’.

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