Things probably shit enough to make me look okay, reckons Blair

TONY Blair believes there may be a role for him in UK politics as long as things remain shit enough to detract from his faults. 

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And we were so close to voting for Trump, say women

WOMEN voters in the US have admitted that Donald Trump has really let them down.

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