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'This is not a humiliation' says Starmer with cock and balls out

THE prime minister, standing at a podium in Downing Street with his trousers around his ankles and his genitalia fully visible, has denied he has been humiliated.

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Glastonbury is a blueprint for a better society without my parents. By Tom Logan

MY first time at Glastonbury has opened my eyes. I believe it offers a blueprint for a society that is more equal, free of prejudice, and your parents aren’t hassling you all the time.

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