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TL;DR: the Conservatives, Grenfell report concludes

THE Grenfell Tower Inquiry final report has saved the nation from trawling through its tragic pages by ending with a summary blaming the Conservative government. 

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Never say 'chav' again: how to atone for watching Jeremy Kyle religiously as a student

GUFFAWING at morons on The Jeremy Kyle Show was your morning routine for years, though it was as morally defensible as bear-baiting. Here’s how to show your penitence: 

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