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Tories enter final phase of existence as they f**k over pensioners

THE Conservative Party has signalled it is entering the final stages of its 200-year existence by f**king over the last people in Britain who support it.

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Which celebrities would you forgive for cheating, and which could just f**k off?

CELEBRITY infidelity is in the news, so it’s worth considering how you’d react to top celebrities cheating on you. Which would you forgive, and who could just get their stuff and piss off?

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