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Tories to change Universal Credit but only for evil bastard reasons

UNIVERSAL Credit is to be reformed but out of self-interest not human decency, Tories have revealed.

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That wanker from school living in Dubai now

THAT utter wanker from school is now living in Dubai, it has been confirmed.

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