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Tories to eradicate regional accents

THE Conservatives have promised to stamp out all confusing regional accents if elected for another term.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Your ‘proactive street-based pharmaceutical venture’ is actually just mugging people for smack money, isn’t it?

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