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Tories to have Euro summit explained to them slowly

FEVERED Tories are to have the purpose of the crucial Euro summit explained to them as slowly as it takes.

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Brian Eno Christmas album tipped for number 126

Experimental musician unveils four-hour long Christmas concept including Rudolf the Red-Nosed Rhombus and Here Come The Warm Pies.

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