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Tories urge country not to politicise politicians being bad at politics

THE CONSERVATIVE Party has asked Britain not to turn their current political f**k up into something political.

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Woman's favourite evening activity is waiting for partner to fall asleep

A WOMAN has confirmed that she spends most evenings eagerly waiting for her partner to fall asleep so she can start doing what she actually wants to do.

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