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Hideous, ghastly apparitions, and that's just the women: The gammon food critic's Halloween street party

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks it’s disgusting people hand out sweets to trick-or-treaters, but not to ex-servicemen sleeping rough.

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