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Tory MP 'not yet ready' to put down loveable bouncy Labrador that shits everywhere

A CONSERVATIVE MP has admitted he is delaying the inevitable trip to have Boris, his much-loved golden Labrador that shits everywhere, put down.

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Shitting, pissing, flushing - the infinite joys of owning a toilet. By Adrian Chiles

IN times like these, when there’s not much happening to think or write about, you find your mind drifting to the little things in life. Such as the lavatory. 

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