Tory MP this close to eating bowl of sewage live on breakfast TV

A CONSERVATIVE MP is teetering on the brink of gulping down a bowl of raw sewage live on TV, it has emerged.

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How to maximise the awkwardness in a lift

NOBODY likes being forced into close proximity with strangers in a lift. Here’s how to take the experience to new levels of awkwardness and discomfort.

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