Triumph for Scotland as Leviticus fan comes in very close second

SCOTS are celebrating a triumph for liberal values as a big fan of Leviticus chapter 18 only came second in the leadership race.  

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Man purchases billboard to announce he has completed a chore

A MAN who has completed a domestic chore has purchased a 96-sheet advertising billboard in central Birmingham to tell the world. 

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