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Truss confident she'll win back British public by killing Larry the cat

THE prime minister is sure she will win back the trust and support of voters by having Larry the cat put down, it has emerged.

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Which menu items should lead to which sex acts on a date? A man explains

IF you pay for a meal, it’s basic etiquette that your date is sexually indebted to you. Here man Martin Bishop explains what sexual favours are owed for various food choices.

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