Twat progressive kid asked for 'end to capitalism' for Christmas

AN irritatingly right-on child has asked for an end to consumer culture for Christmas, it has emerged.

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Six drinks you'll politely choke back because it's Christmas

THE festive season is all about getting queasily shitfaced on drinks you would rightly turn your nose up at if it wasn’t Christmas. Like these:

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