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Twats not helping

VIOLENT twats who believe themselves to be helping are emphatically not helping, Britain has agreed. 

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Job hunting in this market impossible, says teen without CV

A 18-YEAR-OLD who has made no effort to find any kind of job has decided his unemployment is down to global economic factors far beyond his control. 

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