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UK only getting for Christmas what it wanted in June 2016, Tories confirm

THE UK is only allowed the Christmas gifts it wanted on a whim in June 2016 whether or not it has changed its mind since, the government has confirmed. 

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Big wall f*cked

A MAN’s plan to build a big, stupid wall is fucked.

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