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UKIP attracting Labour voters 'who are alienated and really gullible'

UKIP is attracting thousands of Labour voters who have rejected mainstream politics and rational thought.

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Hopelessly mixed metaphor enters fifth analogy

AN anecdote about work has turned into a hellish mess of ill-advised comparisons.

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