Subscribe

UKIP to bow out with massive pub brawl

UKIP is to signal its demise with a classic British pub fight, it has been confirmed.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Dylan thinks Nobel Prize letter is gas bill

BOB Dylan has not opened his letter from the Nobel Prize committee because he believes it is a gas bill.

Checking article access…

Next story ›