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Vince Cable on zero-hours contract

THE government has admitted that business secretary Vince Cable is on a contract which doesn’t guarantee him paid work. 

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Watch the meteor shower tonight, say triffids

TONIGHT’S meteor shower is essential viewing, according to a new species of alien carnivorous plant.

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